Here I will explain why the characters are ranked like that.
0. Thin Air
It's nothing! Lol.
My favourite toy. Funny, childish and very cute. The highlight of all of Toyworld being the most obvious choice for the roster.
YOU'RE SO CUTE AMANDA!!!! Amanda: I'm not cute! I'm chubby! Another toy with lots of moments and potential, being the Kung Fu Panda of Toyworld. However, she has different personalities which makes her even more interesting.
Tabatha's a nice toy. Being helpful and thoughtful as well as a decent role model to look up to. I also really like the aquantic stuff.
A sidekick who despite having the initiative to become an epic team captain still gives the title to Oscar. He sometimes seems to act like a coward but trust me, he is tough. He just never has high thoughts on himself and treats himself as such a shy lonely character.
5. Grandpa Gorilla
You know why.
He's a cat. Also though, he's the Mr. Bean of the comic strips. Everything's special about this fat feline. But I think I said enough.
7. Harry Hill
Gotta admit that this clown is hilarious! TV Burp is the funniest Harry Hill show to me. The way he makes fun of public television and smashes the fourth wall with his silly slapsticks. But which one is best? There's only one way to find out! FIGHT!
8. Otto Hill
Don't care what reception says, The Harry Hill Movie was absolutely hilarious. It was just never meant to have a serious or emotional plot in any way. If anything, it was more like a circus act than an actual movie. As for Otto, he is another goofy mad scientist who can't be serious. And he shouts a lot.
My uncle. He's strong, loud and a shouty man at that who is never ever serious. To me at least. No, I'm not exagerrating, that's one of his special characteristics. You're lucky someone online even knows about him.
10. Pete the Cheerful Bus Driver
The cheerful bus driving charm. This guy is one of the happiest people on the planet, making Obama look grumpy. His jokes, his driving slapsticks. Yes, he even took some driving stunts, such as unnecesserily beeping the horn. He's lucky he didn't get fired...
11. Captain Underpants
One of my favourite books. This novel series has something really special about it. The world of Captain Underpants has a lot to enjoy. It's silly toilet humour done right and done in very creative funny ways.
12. Professor Poopypants
No big surprise he's in the movie. I mean with a name like that, of course the world was gonna turn its back on him. He had a brilliant mind, inventing things to help mankind. Yet the one thing that was stopping him from being successful was his silly name. Because of that, I think I prefer him over the other Captain Underpants villains.
13. Harry B
A drunk bottom weirdo with lots of energy up his personality sleve. There is literally nothing to dislike about him.
14. Talking Joe
TJ's a cool guy. In the comics my friend and I wrote, TJ could say anything he wants, because he's gifted, ending him up into lots of interesting consequences.
One of the strangest in the bunch. He said a lot of hilarious garbage on the bus. He was one of the most entertaining passengers on the taxi as I laughed out loud everytime he says something leg pulling.
16. Finn Palmer
Oh boy Finn. If he found out I took pictures and videos of him for YouTube I would be in real dead meat. Anyway, Finn Palmer is a hilarious grump. Everything you do winds him up so it's so easy to get into trouble because of him. I normally just did that for pleasure because it was always funny to get caught by him for such irrelevant reasons/antics- until it actually happened.
Ok, I was a bit mean to him in my All Star Smashers videos... but we all need a good silly annoying crybaby villain, don't we? Him getting into trouble were the best parts of him.
18. Greg Heffley
I've always been a huge fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, but I had no interest until now to use this source on a roster. Although he's a replication of what could happen in real life, he has a lot of very funny moments. He has a lazy, jerk personality which ends up in such awkward situations.
19. Horrid Henry
The best character in an obnonxiously annoying TV show. Most of the other characters were pretty annoying but Henry really rocked the show. His ego coated the sole of the series. So he's one of my favourite CITV characters.
20. Angry Boss
Yes, I actually think he's the funniest character in SSP. His robotic rage and roaring with anger almost makes him All Star Smasher's president.
Bruceton is also a funny guy! His trolling antics and successful attempts to anger his boss are what helps keep the running ending gag going without getting old. I'm just glad I didn't just put him on the Assist Trophies menu.
22. Dan Gough
Yeah, exactly what his Option #2 said. This guy was just so much fun!
23. Tim Carter
Even though he's just an ordinary english teacher, I love his chunkiness. I mean the way he walks and stomps around the classroom. He also made some quotes in that unintentional announcing voice that created potential memes. Guess he's not so ordinary after all.
24. Papa Louie
I grew up with this game. He's my Mario to me. As a kid if I got to choose an online game I could play, I would have picked this one hands down. It was lots of fun using the pepperbombs and boulders on the enemies and taking long rides on the blimp and Papa's parachute.
I recently checked out this guy's channel and he's pretty funny! His hyperactive style of reacting to things and over the top screaming reminds me of Nostalgia Critic. He'd be higher up if I knew about him earlier but yeah, pretty underrated YouTuber.
26. Brad Till
He's our chap! I miss him, hope to see him again in the future... even if all he did was go up lifts. Although most of his videos were pretty boring despite him being an awesome friend and I don't find him AS interesting as the guys above him.
Everyone has had a friend like Tomo Takino and this one was mine. She was a Zelda fanatic but I admit she can be a bit annoying.
Elouise is one of Matthew's Pawlette Swaps and another student from my school of origin. She was one of the nicest there. Gotta admit though, she was only worthy as an alt.
Scribblenauts. Great game. One day, there was gonna be a game were anything could be summoned by your imagination's content. I will admit though, I prefer action games and Maxwell himself doesn't actually talk.
30. Lee Saunderson
(Talking about the character from his grounded videos.) Despite being the generic character, Grounded Videos were humourously bland enough to begin with, but this one is even funnier because of its hilariously bad grammar. I know it's not intentional, but it comes out funny on text-to-speech.
31. Sonny Slaven
Because anyone who was on Daniel Clayton's side would scowl me if I didn't put him here. Nah, just kidding. It's just that he's a joke character. Never to mention he has really weird videos.
32. Billy Slaven
Billy's cool. Would be good if we saw more of him in SSP.
Considering I know less about the guy, he was just a self-request which I took to add variety to the roster. The elimination show itself was good, but I doubt it's any different from the others.
34. Action 52
35. Super Minecraft Kid
Troll or not, I just can't take this damn kid seriously. Whever it's his acting skills in Minecraft Animated or hearing him cry over TF2, it was actually pretty sad to see him go. But I still like Nintendo (and BonziBUDDY).
Caillou is a stupid little four year old (or teenage) brat. Everything he does causes him to get grounded. He learns nothing from his mistakes.
37. Yuuki Ogata
Just the idea that this guy really thinks he should get a moveset is stupid. At least I had actual inspiration for my non-source characters.
38. Moody Margaret
Face facts, Margaret is a bitch. That doesn't make her a bad rival though.
Basically ranked from funniest to least funniest.
- Thin Air
- Super Minecraft Kid
- Harry Hill
- Otto Hill
- President of the Old Toys
- Captain Underpants
- Professor Poopypants
- Angry Boss
- Greg Heffley
- Finny Grumps
- Sonny Slaven
- Billy Slaven
- Lee the DVD Collector
- Weewoo Head
- Pete the Cheerful Bus Driver
- Teacher Tim
- Talking Joe
- Action 52
- Horrid Henry
- Dincent Dan
- Yuuki Ogata
- Miss Pitshark
- Moody Margaret
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Papa Louie