Super Minecraft Kid is a highly controversial YouTuber mostly known for his rants that are said to be very similar to the ones made by SammyClassicSonicFan in the past. Most people have not only claimed his rants to be like that, but even downright wrong. For example, he once did a rant on Nintendo saying that Smash Bros. ripped off Call of Duty. Aside from rants, he also does Let's Plays of games like Minecraft, Five Night's at Freddy's, and Team Fortress 2.
How to unlock- Complete the House of Fear level in The Stretch Squad Story Mode.
Entrance: A fag falls from the sky
He falls from the sky while screaming.
Neutral B: Michael's Hateful Army
Michael sends out one of his friends to assist him. At first, they just stand there but choose a direction to make them rampage there. At the start of a match, he sends one of his subscribers to slash with some weapon. Once he's knocked off the screen or given enough damage, SMK can summon his friend JWM321. Move him and he will try and stalk and stab somebody with his sword. However, the damage won't inflict for a while. The while is longer the weirder the stabbed opponent is. Once he's done, he'll disappear and now SMK can send Chica who stuns anyone nearby with horniness. Since SMK has a crush on her, he has the top horniness so this move can backfire on him. If she's killed off SMK can't use this move until he takes twice as much damage as the amount he had when he summoned her. There can only be one hater at a time so kill them off if you wanna summon the next guy. Move Origin
Side B: Fucking Chicken
Michael angrily chases a Minecraft chicken with a pickaxe. The chicken moves around on its own and anyone touching SMK gets damaged a bit. If he catches it, he'll chop it sending it flying. The ending slice does the most damage. Move Origin
Up B: Cuss Trampoline
A Minecraft dog chases a random opponent. Touching SMK will launch him causing him to curse out loud. Because of this, anyone who was in his recovery line gets stunned. He holds his pickaxe once he falls impacting whoever touches it. If he lands successfully his anger increases for 30 seconds, meaning that his attacks will be stronger but slower. Move Origin
Down B: F***ing Diamond Sword
Michael spawns a massive diamond sword which he can hide underneath meaning that attacks hitting the sword will only add to its power. It's an invisible build up that collects any damage, effects or knockback the sword would have gained if it was vulnerable. Press Down B while next to it to throw the sword. However it's smaller when thrown. Any opponent touching the sword gains all of its effects so far whether they're positive or negative. If he misses the throw, he can't use the sword again until he gains as much damage the sword had taken. Move Origin
Final Smash: Minecraft Cringe
The screen zooms onto Michael who slowly grows his anger. Then he unleashes his rage by aiming for at least one opponent with his sword. If he catches him or her, they get slashed multiple times and finally get blown away by an explosion. Multiple opponents can get caught. Move Origin
KO Sounds and Taunts
KO Sound #1: Fuck!
KO Sound #2: Ah!
Star KO Sound: AHHHHHH!
Screen KO Sound: Holy shit!
Subscriber's KO Sound: Oh no!
JWM321's KO Sound: Argh!
Chica's KO Sound: Noooo!
Up Taunt: "FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT NIGGER!"
Side Taunt: "We... hate... the... haters!"
Down Taunt: "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Victory Options and Losage
Option #1: "YES! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!"
Option #2: "Poopy faces, poopy poopy poopy face!"
Option #3: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ALL! I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING CUNT SHIT..."
Losage: Lies there with his intestines poured out.
Normal Attacks, Special Moveset Music, KO, Taunt Music, Victory Music
Dash Attack: Swings a Diamond Sword like in Chadtronic's skit.
Ledge/Get Up Attacks
Side Smash: Screams "PICKAXE!!!!", moves forward and attacks with one.
KO Sounds and Taunts Music
Some Dubstep remix
Angry Boss Codec
Angry Boss: What the hell is this? There's a horribly made MS Paint character in this building.
- Paul Douglas appears*
Paul Douglas: Boss, that is not just any MS Paint guy.
Angry Boss: Oh no, it's you.
Paul: Yes, everyone else was busy, so they sent me.
Angry Boss: Fine. So, who is this rotten tomato on my building?
Paul: He's actually a highly contoversial Minecraft Fan from YouTube. His name is Super Minecraft Kid. He's popular in the Minecraft community for overreacting to little things, like a player chasing him in Minecraft Hunger Games, and for making anti-Nintendo rants, even in videos that aren't related to Nintendo to begin with. Abbreviated as SMK, he also swears and calls everything gay.
Angry Boss: Is this kid for real, are you serious right now?
Paul: Yes, he very much is for real. And in case you're wondering, the reason why he looks like someone from MS Paint is because he never reveals his face in his videos, because he thinks his subscribers would hack him if he did.
Angry Boss: *Sarcastically* People have actually subscribed to this guy? Wow. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to funking destroy this obnoxious Minecrafter!
Paul: Boss, you cannot destroy Super Minecraft Kid.
Angry Boss: OH MY *BLEEP* GOD! SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP *BLEEP* OBJECTING MY *BLEEP* PLANS, YOU ANNOYING SOUTHERN *BLEEP* IF ONE MORE *BLEEP* OBJECTION COMES OUT OF YOUR *BLEEP* MOUTH, THEN I WILL *BLEEP* DESTROY YOU! NOT ANOTHER OBJECTION! I DEMAND THAT YOU SHUT YOUR *BLEEP* MOUTH THIS *BLEEP* INSTANT! DO YOU *BLEEP* UNDERSTAND ME!?!?!?
Paul: Boss, you cannot scream at me whilst spouting profanity.
Angry Boss: THAT'S *BLEEP* IT!!!! I'M GOING TO *BLEEP* DESTROY YOU WITH THIS SHOTGUN!!!
Paul Douglas: I object to being shot!
*Angry Boss shoots Paul with the shotgun, killing him*
Angry Boss: Finally, no more objections! Now to beat up this annoying runt.
Small (Baby Size, Baby Graphics)
- Baby Graphics
- Any Nintendo Games
- Black People
- Disabled People (especially autistic people)
- His friend Jack (not me but he thinks he's a faggot)
- Team Fortress 2 (once again calling it Baby Graphics)
- Horrible "Animation"
- His army of subscribers
- Playing Minecraft
- Playing Roblox
- Playing Call of Duty
- Playing Team Fortress 2 ("Bad Game")
- Playing Five Nights at Freddy's
Classic Safari Story
- Blue Shirt
- Red Shirt
- White Shirt
- Rainbow Dash Xed out T-Shirt
- Brown Shirt
- SammyClassicSonicFan Cosplay
- R34 Freddy Suit Shirt
- Super Brony Kid
- In game, his look is taken from his animated videos. This is because he never reveals his face in his videos, as he thinks his subscribers would hack him if he did.
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