Jack Mayhew (Also known as Exotix7 and formerly Zoo Tycoon 64) is the creator of All Star Smashers. He is also one of the Narrators in All Star Smashers, and is one of the 4 Starter Narrators.
- "Select your animator!"
- (Impression of Edward) Lee Saunderson
- Sullivan S Slaven
- Billy Bill-ieve Slaven
- Oscar the Chubby White Tiger
- Amada the Cute Adorable Pada
- Tabatha the Tortoise
- Ollie the Snow Leopard
- (Impression of Pascelle) Hally Bradshaw
- Weewoo Head!
- (Impression of Elouise) Eouise, Elouise, Elouise!
- (Impression of Edward) Pete!
- (Impression of Edward) Finn!
- (Impression of Eric or Bruceton) Angry Boss
- Brad Till: The Elevator Man!
- Captain Underpants
- Tippy Tinkletrousers, I mean, Professor Poopypants
- (In tune of Multigrain Fields) Papa Louie
- You Horrid Boy!
- You Moody Girl!
- Garfield Cat
- Mr H. Hill
- (Impression of Nan) You're an evil twin!
- (Impression of Chadtronic) Is this kid for real, are you serious right now?
- Greg Heffley
- Steve Burns
- Fred Flintstone
- Frick this game!
- Buddy Welsford
- Grandpa Gorilla
- Caillou, I mean, Cayloo.
- Yuuki Ogata, has sucked! Yuuki Ogata, has sucked!
- Strongman Hilary!
- Tim Carter!
- Dincent Damn Daniel Gough
- Tee Jay
- The... the air?!
Classic Safari Quotes (Captain Underpants)
- (Impression of Tommy Wiseau) "Oh hai, I didn't know it was you."
- (Impression of Sammy) "Beat that fricking frick!"
- "It's time to duel!"
- (Impression of Otacon) "Okay, ready? Go!"
V.S. Fat Sandbag
- (Impression of Ed) "Beat the champ to win the prize!"
- (Impression of Tim Carter) "You sit your ass back down!"
- "When the going gets tough,.the tough gets going."
- "Everybody wants to rule the world."
- "Don't let your dreams be dreams..."
- (Impression of Nostalgia Critic) "Get hiiiiim!"
- (Impression of Hulk Hogan) "Run wild on them, brother!"
- (Impression of Bo Dallas) "All you have to do...IS BOLIEVE!!!"
- (Impression of Shia LaBeouf) "DO IT! JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!"
V.S. Professor Poopypants
- (Impression of Morgan Freeman) "You didn't come all this way to get pooped on."
V.S. Barney the Dinosaur
- "Nice meeting you."